Th-those aren't mine! The cats! They put it on me!

[Which is a total lie. He twists slightly to glare over his shoulder] What are you grabbing at it for anyhow!? Stupid, perverted owner...

[He hunches his shoulders, his angered words trailing off into a grumble. He feels like he's getting lightheaded with the force of his own embarrassment. At least his arousal's started to come down to more manageable levels.

He hasn't moved though, as he promised.]